Anti-Marlena Thread (anti posts only)

[The_Three_Marlenas]

Originally Posted by genki_maki

As if it's not illegal enough for Marlena to drug and incapacitate Stefano. She's letting her husband live in his house and use his money. That'll be a fun joint tax return for them to file. If Jawn's taking the money, and she's married to him, then legally she's taking the money from Stefano, too, right?

There's no end to how much jail time she should get for a scam like this!

Some heroine, eh?

Seriously.

[The_Three_Marlenas]

Originally Posted by AliAlways

Marlena should have kept her mouth shut at Shawn's wake. I'd rather have heard EJ make a toast.

EJ's toast was pretty good. Liked the accent too.

[The_Three_Marlenas]

Originally Posted by Luminescence

She will try and get it on with anyone, anywhere, anyhow. It's disgusting!

She hasn't had post-funeral sex yet.

[The_Three_Marlenas]

Originally Posted by stacyc

I really loved how far she went out of her way to accuse John of being jealous when he found her and Roman in the church together. Why the hell should he care? I figure John should be happy she's not attached to him for 5 minutes.

snicker

[The_Three_Marlenas]

Originally Posted by Luminescence

I loved how she was pretty much shoved in the background during the wake.

That was a nice break.

[genki_maki]

All right, I have a confession to make.

I don't hate Marlena all the time.

















Just on days that end in "y".

[TonyJateToddFan]

Originally Posted by genki_maki

All right, I have a confession to make.

I don't hate Marlena all the time.


















Just on days that end in "y".

OMG! Guess what? Those are the same exact days I hate her.

[genki_maki]

Originally Posted by TonyJateToddFan

OMG! Guess what? Those are the same exact days I hate her.

Hehe. Great minds think alike.

[cjmeg]

Originally Posted by genki_maki

All right, I have a confession to make.

I don't hate Marlena all the time.

















Just on days that end in "y".

Me either. I have only hated her for twenty odd years. That could potentially change at any moment now.....








Or not!

[marykay]

Originally Posted by Luminescence

Jawn: "I have felt sick to my stomach ever since I was stuck in that tent with you."

"Damnit, she's back. Oh man . . . I think I'm gonna hurl."

[marykay]

Originally Posted by Luminescence

"Climb into my tent and I will give it up to you too."

[marykay]

Originally Posted by The_Three_Marlenas

She hasn't had post-funeral sex yet.

*GAG*

[Luminescence]

Originally Posted by CometCuddler

Hello everyone! I just love this thread, it's the best on the board IMO. I have tried to post in this twice before but the mods have pulled both my posts so I better be a little more mild this time!

Add my name to the list of Marlena haters! I don't know what those writers are thinking. Having her treating everyone at the crash scene was so stupid. She is a shrink for god's sake, not a practicing MD. Kayla should have been the one in charge of injuries.

But thank god we get a break from her, my finger is getting tired of pushing the FF button on my DVD recorder. I am loving this new John though, I just keep seeing him banging her head off that door in Ireland and find myself wishing he would do it again, and again, and again...

I wish she would have gotten brain trauma in the crash and then we could have sent her to live with Stephano and we wouldn't have to put up with her on the screen day after day after day.

Welcome! I love the way Jawn is treating Marlena too. Too bad he didn't slam her head hard enough against the door to kill her.

[Luminescence]

Originally Posted by willkat99

You mean she doesn't have brain trauma already ? What with all the demonic possession, deadnotdead, amnesia, oxygen deprivation (on the plane of course) I'd be very surprised if there's not some permanent damage there.

Welcome by the way.

I think she was born with brain damage.

[Luminescence]

Originally Posted by fenderbabe

lmao.

John better give her back her granny pants, the last thing we needs is Marlena running around in her granny...panties.


Ugh!

There went my lunch. *gag*

[Luminescence]

Originally Posted by fenderbabe

Oh, I'm sorry! I thought we all had built up our resistance, but I guess no one is ready for something like that...

That's why John had clothes sex with Marlena.

The multiple layers of clothing caused Jawn to have sex with a pocket. Poor guy.

[Luminescence]

Originally Posted by fenderbabe

*gag*


...in below zero weather, in a tent, with you're family is dying outside. But no, it's all good, as long as Marlena is getting action once every ten years.

Marlena only thinks of herself. She doesn't care about anyone else. If she has a chance to get it on with someone, she will do it no matter what is going on around her. It's disgusting.

[Luminescence]

Originally Posted by Ravenheart6969

You know that is what irks my tater......Marlena was a perfectly healthy (give or take a few brain cells) person and she felt she had the right over a dying man and a child to take that tent. I mean come on they could have had their clothes on sex in the snow while Bo and Claire could have shared the tent. I don't think it would have mattered to Jawn....he seems like the kind of a guy that if he wanted a little horizontal hoochie dance he would have done it anywhere.

First Marlena tries to take away Claire's oxygen mask, then she leaves her out in the cold while she tries to get it on with Jawn. Some grandmother she is.

[Luminescence]

Originally Posted by snk4l!fe

Maybe they all sent Marlena into the tent 'cause they didn't want to see or hear the clothes sex

[Hopefan]

Originally Posted by Luminescence

First Marlena tries to take away Claire's oxygen mask, then she leaves her out in the cold while she tries to get it on with Jawn. Some grandmother she is.

Marlena has always put John before her children and grandchildren. No wonder Sami has the problems she has. Of course, if I witnessed Marlena and John doing it on a conference room table I'd be messed up for the rest of my life too!