uncyclopedia

[I am Borat]

look what it says about spiderman 3:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_3#Fan_Reaction

[Rocket Raccoon]

that post is high-larious. Peter Parker speaking out on Tobey playing the part...awesome silly stuff.

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"In Spider-Man 3, references to other Spider-Man movies are noticeable. For example, when Mary Jane says, "You're SPider-Man!" to Peter Parker, this is a nod to the previous SPider-Man films, where Peter Parker is secretly Spider-Man."

priceless

[Symbiote_Sonic]

werid, didn't ever know there was such an encyclopedia... or an uncyclopedia:LOL:

[spideyven]

hahahahahahhahahahah. That was priceless. Spider-Man 3 is the nineteenth movie in the Spider-Man series. It was preceeded by "Spider-Man 12" and will be followed up by "Spider-Man 0: Young Spidey Webs His Pants." While critics panned the movie for not being up to snuff, fans clamored to see the film as it grossed over 456,937,348,545,389,238,121 billion dollars in the first five seconds of its debut. In fact, a whole one percent of the film's profits are being used to remedy the national debt and keep social security going for another 3 millenia.

[spideyven]

HAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAA look what I found. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Spiderman_4

[Symbiote_Sonic]

Ok, some of that stuff isn't even funny.

[I am Borat]

My friend, Nimr0d showed me this site in school. It is hilarious! It is a spoof of wikipedia.

By the way. YOu see the Devil man in my avatar? I got that off uncylcopedia. Just search "Satan"

[Symbiote789]

uncyclopedea says spidey is *** http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man#See_also

[Wall-weasle]

:LOL: that's hilarious!
Casting
The cast of Spider-Man 3 is arguably the exact same cast as the other Spider-Man movies. Even that crochety old bastard Stan Lee as appeared in every movie. If I have to list who's in the movie one more time, I'm just going to puke so forget it.

There is one notable exception to this rule. While Topher Grace played Peter Parker's photographic rival, Eddie Brock, he did NOT play Venom. This man did: You can tell this is true because the teeth look exactly the same.
hilarious (ps. I didn't check out Symbiote789's link yet)

*edit* Oh, I don't think I like that website anymore. They've got some rude comments...

[-mada-]

**** that was to most ****piest Spider-man related site I've ever seeen...

[I am Borat]

**** that was to most ****piest Spider-man related site I've ever seeen...

its not a spiderman related site, it is a spoof of wikipedia

[sherilyn]

That site is hilarious
on the main page it says
Happy Meal fails to bring happiness; does bring diabetes and heart disease.

[I am Borat]

That site is hilarious
on the main page it says

ROFL

[Venom04+3]

:LOL: that's hilarious!

hilarious (ps. I didn't check out Symbiote789's link yet)

*edit* Oh, I don't think I like that website anymore. They've got some rude comments...

:spidey_yeah_that:

[Symbiote789]

they say mean things about spidey and nice things about superman. :mad:

[webhead988]

look what it says about spiderman 3:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_3#Fan_Reaction

:eek: wow..

[Eddie Brock Jr.]

"When I slit my wrists, webs come out."


Well, that was very childish.

[King-Kong]

I know eh?
I thought when he pressed his wrists webs came out
wtf

[The_torteldeuce]

"When I slit my wrists, webs come out."


Well, that was very childish.

yeah, that site is some-what adult, i don't think people should link to it, there's kids on here

[King-Kong]

The youngest kids on here are 13..i;m that old
and i have heard read wayyyy worse than that ahahaha

[The_torteldeuce]

The youngest kids on here are 13..i;m that old
and i have heard read wayyyy worse than that ahahaha

there's prolly kids younger than that here

[King-Kong]

But the rules clearly state that nobody under the age of 13 is allowed on the boards

[The_torteldeuce]

But the rules clearly state that nobody under the age of 13 is allowed on the boards

but,............ you've been here a year and a half, explaination?

[King-Kong]

I think the explanation is pretty obvious

[The_torteldeuce]

I think the explanation is pretty obvious

haha

[Symbiote789]

I officially hate this site

Spider man's likes and dislikes
* Favorite T.V. show: Ugly Betty
* Favorite movie: Brokeback Mountain
* Favorite color: Red and blue (because of his costume)
* Favorite Video game: Spider-man 3
* Favorite Book: Harry Potter
* Favorite food: Tofu
* Favourite Song: My Humps
* Best Friend: Has no Friends
* Least Favorite Book: Bible (because he doesn't think god is real)
* Least Favorite Food: Any kind of meat
* Worst Enemy: Any straight guy!

spidey's nicknames

# Spidey
# Web-head
# The amazing Spider-***
# Stupid Bug
# Homosexual Geek
# Women beater
# That Damm ***
# Child ****st
# The Sperm Shoote

theme song

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,

Up ducks kids when ever he can!

Sucks **** like a ****!

Run kids run it's Spider-Man!


**********s on a date!

Touch boy's "private toys"!

Likes to lick Michael's ****!

Run kids Run,

There goes the Spider-Man!


In his the city he never sleeps,

stalking boy's like a creep,

He might run,

But he will return!

Run kids run It's Spider-man


Spider-Man, Spider-Man,

Unfiendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

**** and sex, his reward—

Everything else he's ignored.

To him,

Jail is a horrible place—

He wants a planet where he can ****,

In reality he can't escape,

Look out here comes the Spider-Man!

i hate this site

[The_torteldeuce]

I officially hate this site

Spider man's likes and dislikes
* Favorite T.V. show: Ugly Betty
* Favorite movie: Brokeback Mountain
* Favorite color: Red and blue (because of his costume)
* Favorite Video game: Spider-man 3
* Favorite Book: Harry Potter
* Favorite food: Tofu
* Favourite Song: My Humps
* Best Friend: Has no Friends
* Least Favorite Book: Bible (because he doesn't think god is real)
* Least Favorite Food: Any kind of meat
* Worst Enemy: Any straight guy!

spidey's nicknames

# Spidey
# Web-head
# The amazing Spider-***
# Stupid Bug
# Homosexual Geek
# Women beater
# That Damm ***
# Child ****st
# The Sperm Shoote

theme song

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,

Up ducks kids when ever he can!

Sucks **** like a ****!

Run kids run it's Spider-Man!


**********s on a date!

Touch boy's "private toys"!

Likes to lick Michael's ****!

Run kids Run,

There goes the Spider-Man!


In his the city he never sleeps,

stalking boy's like a creep,

He might run,

But he will return!

Run kids run It's Spider-man


Spider-Man, Spider-Man,

Unfiendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

**** and sex, his reward—

Everything else he's ignored.

To him,

Jail is a horrible place—

He wants a planet where he can ****,

In reality he can't escape,

Look out here comes the Spider-Man!

i hate this site

why did you post all thus junk?

[Symbiote789]

why did you post all thus junk?

so people can know how stupid it is and that they should never go to it. now i think we should let this thread r.i.p. I'll stop posting on it.

[The_torteldeuce]

so people can know how stupid it is and that they should never go to it. now i think we should let this thread r.i.p. I'll stop posting on it.

that dosen't make it right, if they go there it's their falt, no need to post it here, this place is suppossed to be clean

[amrvhf]

that dosen't make it right, if they go there it's their falt, no need to post it here, this place is suppossed to be clean

yeah stop posting junk.:mad:

[I am Borat]

OMG, calm down!!! This site is not serious, its a joke. geez. And why not go on it? It is hilarious!!!

[LudaChris]

Lol, that article is funny.
Best part by far:
In Spider-Man 3, references to other Spider-Man movies are noticeable. For example, when Mary Jane says, "You're SPider-Man!" to Peter Parker, this is a nod to the previous SPider-Man films, where Peter Parker is secretly Spider-Man.
Either that or the fan reaction parts.