Petition for more one liners and jokes in the Spider-Man movies

[Gimili501]

If you agree that the Spidey movies need more one liners and jokes sign the petition here, http://www.petitiononline.com/spideyfn/petition.html

[Shenron]

Did you start that yourself?

[Peter Parker freak]

yessss


it's BACK:cool:

[Softballbratme]

i signed it!
yeaaahh

[ultimatspidy]

so did i!

[Venom1day]

I'm guessing there won't be many one-liner jokes in this one, for the simple fact that peter is going dark with the symbiote and everything. That's one thing that they didn't do as good of a job on. Sure there was the joke at the begining of Spider-Man 1, about buzzsaw and his outfit, but after that nothing. To me that was an important characteristic that spidey had. He always was able to joke around even when he was getting beat. I wish they would have done more of that. Spider-Man is way too serious in the movie version. Don't get me wrong I love the movie's. I just wanted to see more of his sense of humor. Your thoughts?

[King-Kong]

Sweet.I signed it

[Softballbratme]

hey.. just came up with a quirky little idea.. since SM3 is coming "back in clack" they could make a one liner. like a villian.. especailly harry be like so you came back in black or something like that?

ehh? what do u think?

[Kingofkings]

I signed it how many sigs u need?

[Altanzitarron]

Isn't it a bit late for this now?

[Gimili501]

No... it'll never be too late untill they stop making the spidey movies

[ultimatspidy]

No... it'll never be too late untill they stop making the spidey movies
i wonder when they'll stop...hopefully not anytime soon

[Softballbratme]

opps.. made in error.. i meant back in black not back in clack!

[abbyluvsspidey]

There Will Be 7 Spider-man Movies Says the Producer.

[Peter Parker freak]

it's not too late! We've been pushing for this for like a year anyways hahaha

[Gimili501]

As long as someone wants them I'll start a petition... And yeah... a year

[tobeymaguire04]

alright, as much as i agree, its a little late to convince them now, they are already in the swing of things in Production, plus the lines were conceived long before now

[Peter Parker freak]

but for the next ones..

[King-Kong]

There Will Be 7 Spider-man Movies Says the Producer.

If your expecting seven then you are wrong

[Peter Parker freak]

no one knows for sure

[King-Kong]

There possibly could be seven, but not with the same director or cast

[Gimili501]

There might be six, but that's pushing it...

[King-Kong]

No there should not be a petition for more clones

[tobeymaguire04]

No there should not be a petition for more clones
i wouldnt mind a non-annoying clone
but all clones are annoying, so no

[kawkaw]

I've signed it, but where are you going to send it, to get Sony/Marvel/Sam Raimi's attention?

[-mada-]

Yeah, and how many have signed so far? Last time I checked I think it was nine or six (few days ago)

[kawkaw]

We need a petition to get that Green Goblin II mask and glider changed. :cool:

[Shenron]

We need a petition to get that Green Goblin II mask and glider changed. :cool:I with you on that one

[Syn (Mercenary)]

I want as many movies as possible. And Movie Spidey has a couple jokes. Doc Ock says something like you are getting on my nerves and spidey says, Yeah I have a nack for that. Not as good as comic spidey, but its not like hes totally serious.

[tobeymaguire04]

We need a petition to get that Green Goblin II mask and glider changed. :cool:
its a little late for that, considering they filmed it and all
but its a nice thought

[Peter Parker freak]

awww what a nice thing to say


"no, but A for effort*

hahaaha


rewarding a thought..

[kawkaw]

its a little late for that, considering they filmed it and all
but its a nice thought
Here's an even nicer thought, how about a petition to NOT have Sandman become Uncle Ben's killer.:shake:

[King-Kong]

We need a petition to get that Green Goblin II mask and glider changed. :cool:

I think that one is too late to do

[Peter Parker freak]

I like the one liners one though


it's a good argument for sure


PEOPLE SIGN IT

[tobeymaguire04]

awww what a nice thing to say


"no, but A for effort*

hahaaha


rewarding a thought..
well i had to give an A for effort
otherwise id sound mean
you missed my 2000th post, no party

[Peter Parker freak]

BY THE WAY


we were throwing you a party that you


DID NOT ATTEND



sheesh


but congratulations


:congrats:

[tobeymaguire04]

BY THE WAY


we were throwing you a party that you


DID NOT ATTEND



sheesh


but congratulations


:congrats:

i missed my own party?
weird, that never happens except the times when it happens

[Peter Parker freak]

Hahahahahahaha


good point


well we did


and we missed you

:(

[Gimili501]

haha.. all the crazy posts on here... bumping this up for anyone who hasn't seen this yetr

[tobeymaguire04]

this is so off-topic.. :LOL:

[Peter Parker freak]

I know, I bumped it up a while back


did you see?


sheesh...the things i do for you...

jk


K EVERYONE FRICKEN SIGN IT

[Gimili501]

well i couldn't find it on the first page...

RAWRRR! Emo Ninja versus Emo Dinosaur...

[Peter Parker freak]

emo dinosaur?

*stares*

So one liners...are good and i like them a lot which is why people should sign that...

*still stares*

[Gimili501]

yes... an emo dinosaur. that's where emo comes from... an emotional dinosaur

[Vileone]

This is without hyperbole one of the stupidest petitions I have ever seen.

I wish online petitions were outlawed.

[tobeymaguire04]

well then
good to hear your opinion
anyone else?

[Gimili501]

This is without hyperbole one of the stupidest petitions I have ever seen.

I wish online petitions were outlawed.

someone's happy

[Spideypredator]

I really dont want more jokes.That would make the film seem more childish.

[Peter Parker freak]

This is without hyperbole one of the stupidest petitions I have ever seen.

I wish online petitions were outlawed.
oooof WITHOUT hyperbole..ouch

I personally think it would be more true to the comics...the jokes don't have to be childish...they aren't...they're cutting and sarcastic..

[tobeymaguire04]

I really dont want more jokes.That would make the film seem more childish.
jokes are what MAKE Spider-Man
not having them subtracts from the complete value
and jokes is too kid-ish...quips is a better word

[Syn (Mercenary)]

Smart *** is who Spidey is! Take that away and he is just superman with different powers.

[tobeymaguire04]

Smart *** is who Spidey is! Take that away and he is just superman with different powers.
they are still different characters, despite similar backgrounds
Spidey is not just a wise-*** Supes

[Syn (Mercenary)]

You know what I mean! Spiderman isn't Spiderman without smart remarks or being random!

[Spideypredator]

jokes are what MAKE Spider-Man

No thats the Villains ,fighting and the story.

[venomkill112]

I Sighned It! Now Tear Down Your Wall!!!!!!!!!! Lol!

[venomkill112]

[QUOTE=Spideypredator]No thats the Villains ,fighting and the story.[/Q
ha ha in your face tobeymaguire04! JK dude......JK.

[tobeymaguire04]

JK dude......JK.
did i flip out or something without knowing it?

[Peter Parker freak]

whoa talk about random lash outs that no one starts...

okay let's settle on this..

they're sarcastic, cutting remarks which add much needed colour and variety to spiderman, to show that underneath his suit, he's a regular, funny dude..

[Vileone]

They aren't going to change anything because of a stupid online petition.

They will have quips and one-liners if the story calls for it.

Movies can't have people talking and bickering while they fight like the comics constantly do.

[Peter Parker freak]

and why not, pray tell?

[Vileone]

and why not, pray tell?

Do you think Sony and Sam Raimi give a **** that 24 people made a stupid little petition?

[Peter Parker freak]

sorry please tell me what you have to gain by shooting down people's ideas? If you don't like it, that's your opinion..

[King-Kong]

Do you think Sony and Sam Raimi give a **** that 24 people made a stupid little petition?

Dont be an arse
Its for fun
And if you dont like it, then go do something else

[Peter Parker freak]

amen!

[Gimili501]

haha... i think more people are for this than against it... we need to get jay and silent bob to sign it...

[Vileone]

That won't make a difference.

[King-Kong]

So what?

[Peter Parker freak]

Good idea...I'll call em up fo sho yo

[tobeymaguire04]

That won't make a difference.
oh well
well, now that the party has been officially pooped..

[Vileone]

I don't get what's fun about this ridiculous petition.

[Peter Parker freak]

you know what's weird?

people NOT leaving..

[tobeymaguire04]

I don't get what's fun about this ridiculous petition.
i dont know
its just that Spidey does need more quips
and who knows? maybe it already happened

[Gimili501]

maybe they saw the original one...which i have no idea what happened to it...

[King-Kong]

nice sig

[venomkill112]

did i flip out or something without knowing it?
just making sure dude! don't get angry

[Peter Parker freak]

just making sure dude! don't get angry
hahahaha, he never did though

[Gimili501]

hmm...now what's this?

it just won't die i won't let it!

[Peter Parker freak]

OH HEY

look at this

wow, I don't know who you are Gimili501...but this is a completely original and brilliant idea...im so signing it!

[Syn (Mercenary)]

The pettition won't mean anything, but its nice to have.

[spidermanslinge]

the jokes are funny in the spiderman movies.

[Gimili501]

the jokes don't even exist...that's why this came into play i think last winter, it was lost, and a new one was made...so now if we can get this to anyone at Sony then they can at least see that people want more jokes in the spidey movies...sure it may not do anything but it shows that we want them...

[Peter Parker freak]

aww, i remember the first one...


..good times...


yeah man, come on, look at the cartoon, the comics...so many jokes!

[Gimili501]

yeah...i think we only got about 9 signatures on that one and then the thread turned into complete randomness

[Peter Parker freak]

yeah we like hijacked everything back then...

[Gimili501]

and we still do sometimes

[Peter Parker freak]

ahem...sometimes...


haha, one joke i really did like in spiderman 2 was "butter fingers" hahaha

**** yeah

[Gimili501]

good point...i thought the line where he's holding up the wall and he said.."This is kinda heavy"...or something along those lines was funny